Light Housekeeping

First, A Disclaimer: Before the holiday season gets too far in jingle bell swing, it seems important to say that at some point during the next monthish, I’m inevitably going to publish a post of Christmas decorations I think are funny. Hence, the disclaimer: it’s going to appear that I’m being snarky or snobbish about holiday cheer.

Au contraire.

Christmas decorations that are delightfully tacky, charmingly spartan, unclassifiably unique, breathtakingly beautiful, and even those that are unintentionally suggestive (Eeyore, Tigger, and Pooh yard inflatables on sled, that would be you): the truth is, I love them all.

So I just want the disclaimer to appear in advance: if I stick a photograph of your yard on my blog, it’s actually by way of being a love letter to the holiday spirit I found there. I’m laughing with you. Seriously.

(See, I have to say that now because I’m already feeling pre-guilt for giggling at people’s yards as they glitz up for the season, even though, in reality, sometimes I think I love the funny and/or inexplicable decorations best.)

Second: Yes, Virginia, There Is Such a Thing as Bad Publicity. Just ask the poor people of Indiana who, of late, have been subjected to quite possibly the oogiest, ickiest, Springeriest media campaign of all time: the Indiana Pacers’ “Blue Collar–Gold Swagger” ads/slogan.

I think this ad campaign will soon be followed with the newest official NBA licensed Pacers merchandise: the uber-cheap and offal men’s body spray “Blue Collar–Gold Swagger” sounded like in the first place.

Thirdly, Best Quote of Monday: “I wonder what would happen if all the Sunday shows decided to just stop putting John McCain on air every week?” Rachel Maddow

Lastly, A GREAT BIG THANK YOU! Over the past couple weeks, I’ve had some new visitors, followers, and likes on my little blog. I really am grateful to everyone who bothers to stop by or accidentally happens on this site and I’m especially grateful to those who thought to click “like,” or share on Facebook, comment, or follow the blog. So thank you, thank you, thank you.

I’m also a little behind on the reciprocal comments, visits, reading and following of other bloggers’ sites. I will get there, I promise. Just with the Thanksgiving prepping, and the additional Thanksgiving prepping, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving coma, and then some other stuff, I’ve gotten a bit behind on checking out my visitors’ sites. (But I will. And thank you again!)

Plus, I had to put up my tree.

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Pence-ive and Gregg-arious with Moons over my Boneham-my

After Wednesday's Indiana Gubernatorial debate, I had originally tweeted that it was the good, the bad, and the ugly: interpret as you wish. But I removed it shortly after tweeting because I figured the chances for it being taken significantly more negatively than I wished were pretty darn high. I thought John Gregg's (D) performance in the debate was basically strong. He did a really nice job laying out some specifics and covering the broadest range of policy terrain in the debate. His weakest (probably necessarily so) moment was going on the attack towards Mike Pence (R) and Pence's record (missing a truly extraordinary number of votes in the House; severity on social issues; and giving the impression of being more interested in D.C. than Indiana). I mean, he kind of had to do it, and he was careful about maintaining a mostly respectful demeanor while attacking, which is a fine line to walk, but it was a bit jarring coming at the end of what was, in the main, a cordial hour.

Pence, on the other hand, seemed to be trying so desperately to avoid saying anything to offend a potential voter that he didn't say much at all, beyond platitudes and generic “I'm for freedom”, “I'm for business,” “I'm for values,” “I'm for fiscal responsibility.” To which, the only responses could be “so am I” or “which ones” or “by what definition,” all of which would have gotten a bit parse-y. It's really a shame: this was a good opportunity for Pence to stand up and say a couple specifics about what he would want to do as governor. Instead he perpetually referred to his website and his Roadmap for Indiana, which seemed pretty dismissive of the people who had tuned in to the TV to hear the candidates say what they had in mind; the best chance to speak to voters who wanted to go beyond what's been printed on postcards and sent to their mailbox over this campaign season. Perhaps Pence should have stayed home and let the Roadmap stand behind the lectern in his place. It's a fair bet the Roadmap would have been marginally more appealing than the wooden and nervous-seeming Pence. The Roadmap's arguments certainly would have been more specific and substantive.

And Mr. Boneham, Indiana's reality television star…(sigh). I get the impression that this Libertarian's running from a really good place of wanting to make a difference. All the same, it was a rough night for the candidate, at times spilling into the unreal (is this an SNL skit?) and, at its worse, the painful-to-watch. His ideology seems inconsistent, as though he chose being a Libertarian because it wasn't Red and it wasn't Blue and not because he's for Libertarian principles of individual choice and responsibility and strongly limited/reduced government. Libertarianism isn't a moderate, purplish, middle of the road sort of ideology but many of Candidate Boneham's arguments seemed to waver between Left, Right, and confused. Additionally, many of his ideas were thematic (empowerment and common sense) and not directional; others seemed much more suited to the legislative than to the executive branch. Still, he did have a really good moment when delving into incarceration and the spot young adults find themselves in when they've served their time after committing a (presumably minor) felony and are discriminated against for the rest of their lives. In that moment, he seemed compassionate and he brought a genuinely new and important topic to the debate. And frankly, that led to Pence's most human moment as well: the rebuttal went first to Mr. Pence, who looked at Boneham as though Boneham had made him think about something new. Of course, the moment passed.

The Indianapolis Star called John Gregg the winner of the debate, Pence the loser, with Boneham doing rather better than expected. I think they got the winner right but, like so many Indiana Democrats, I don't know that it will be either adequate or timely enough to tighten up the gubernatorial race.

Upcoming Debates:

Monday, October 15, 7 p.m. Indiana U.S. Senate Debate between Richard Mourdock (R) and Joe Donnelly (D). In-studio only, broadcast on WFYI-TV.

Tuesday, October 16, 9 p.m. Presidential Debate between Mitt Romney (R) and Barack Obama (D), town-hall format. Moderator Candy Crowley of CNN.

Monday, October 22, 9 p.m. Presidential Debate between Mitt Romney (R) and Barack Obama (D). Moderator Bob Schieffer of CBS.


 

Bad Advice

With Rick Santorum’s exit from the GOP race for the nomination and Mitt Romney’s all-but-certain triumph as Republican standard-bearer for the 2012 election, attention has now inevitably turned to the general Presidential election. I’m no Cassandra here, and certainly only stating the obvious: the months between now and the conventions in late summer will now be filled with two mega-themes. The first will be attempting to predict who Romney will choose to become his running mate. The second will be a micro-analysis of President Obama as both president and candidate. And within this analytic realm will come a veritable host (see how I worked that in there? One of the President’s very favorite words? I pay attention.) of advice for President Obama as he campaigns for his second term in the Oval Office.

Now, there have been times in the past three years when the President has received highly public advice from the punditry, so this will be nothing new. For example, in the time of the BP Gulf of Mexico oil spill, there was much criticism, paired with advice, that President Obama needed to focus on the optics; that he had to connect in an emotional manner with the citizens of the Gulf Coast. In all fairness, it should be noted that the President did, in fact, end up with shirt sleeves rolled up, standing on the beach, expressing concern for the residents of Mississippi and Louisiana. Similarly, throughout the first two years of the Obama presidency, the President was frequently compared to Spock and was, usually within the same breath, urged to “connect,” to express emotion, to communicate better.

It seems to me that as the President devotes more of his time to campaigning, the Greek chorus urging “optics,” “emotion,” and “communication” will be silenced by deft manipulation of all three by a man who re-wrote the modern campaign book on all these subjects and techniques in the 2008 election.

Nevertheless, the pundit class and the Twitterverse have cut their collective teeth on one of the most entertaining—and lengthy—Primary campaigns in recent years. The loss of the GOP Primary Circus has left a large void to fill until the conventions. So, in the hours not spent divining the eventual Republican candidate for Veep, the punditry’s role as political Dear Abby will come to the fore.

And here is what I hope they will not say; more accurately, here is what I hope President Obama will not heed. It is advice that was previously given in January of 2011 by Ron Perlstein. In the Newsweek article “What Would Ronnie Do?” Perlstein offered the following (bad) advice to our president. (1.) Simplify Your Story, (2.) Create Handy Villains, and (3.) Be a Divider.

Simplify Your Story: To this voter, candidate Obama earned my vote by not bowing to the easy answer, or at least, not when he could at all help it. Obama became president because people like me appreciated very much the fact that, as candidate in 2008, he was not afraid to say that problems were neither easily nor accurately reduced to sound bites and that “solutions” were seldom reducible to less bullet points than digits found on a human hand. Candidate Obama frequently acknowledged nuance, complexity, and the foolishness of the facile response. As president, he’s generally continued with this reality-based approach. Many call this “pragmatic” in less than flattering ways. Many cite it as a weakness, including Mr. Perlstein. I cannot be the only American who believes this to be one of Obama’s biggest strengths.

Create Handy Villains: As though the world, politically and actually, were not a case of Hic sunt draconis. There be dragons here. Creating them may be strategically smart politically, but it is hardly necessary. The world’s awash in dragons and dragon-slayers alike. The more President/Candidate Obama relies on naming and making them, the more he appears to be a game-player and the less he appears to be the President. Despite the clamor, the easy and obvious appeal of it, the public is tired of games and name-calling. Leave it to the pundits and the bloggers. The president has more important ways to spend his time and energy.

Be A Divider: The nation is divided; as with villainry, there is no need to create something which already exists as the status quo. Neither is there the need to capitalize on it, or exacerbate it. And there is no respect to be found for the one who does so, presidencies aside. If nothing else, we are the theoretically “United States.” Being a Divider may play well to the base, but it seems nothing if not dissonant with the actual identity of the country (or at least the ideal that still makes us care about it).

So, there stands the Bad Advice. For good, if good there be, this voter/citizen/American wishes only that the President will receive two other recommendations. The first, from Marcus Aurelius, whose Meditations the President has reputedly read: “While thou livest, while it is in thy power, be good.” (Or, Mr. President, “Set thyself in motion…and do not look about thee to see if any one will observe it…but be content if the smallest thing goes on well and consider such an event to be no small matter.” The truth will out.) The second, as Aaron Sorkin’s The West Wing put it, “Let Bartlet be Bartlet.” Let Obama be Obama. As a strategy alone, this has its merits. Mitt Romney has been called  by his own staffer “an Etch-a-Sketch;” by Jon Huntsman “a finely lubricated weather vane.” Romney’s greatest weakness politically is his inauthenticity and the sense that he will pander to popular opinion to gain power because his core beliefs are either less compelling or strangely, perpetually absent. If Obama is Obama as a constant, as an authentic three-dimensional constant being, Romney can’t compete (or at least, not at this point in time). But more to the point, Americans are hungry for a real choice. Americans are also hungry for a real person (disregard the polls). They are bone-weary of talking heads and hyper-managed politicians. Let Obama be Obama. I believe no matter how anti-incumbent, anti-politician Americans get, they will still—they will always respond (whether they admit it or not) respectfully to a fundamentally honest and authentic person, even if that person carries the name “Obama.”

Greenwood Red Reports: A Guest Post on Sports!

A guest post by Official Emerald Orange Sports reporter, Greenwood Red. He got called out today on Dan Dakich’s radio sports show on 1070 The Fan. This fired him up on sports and, voila, here’s an outlet. Take it away, Red:

1.) Kentucky wins the National Championship. Better have plenty of Velcro in Lexington so they can take the banner down when the NCAA comes calling. One of the fans in Lexington had his foot amputated after being shot in the post-game riots celebrations. Nothing like giving your foot for your team. UK fans almost tore Bug Tussle clean to the ground. Stay classy, UK fans.

2.) New NFL uniforms by Nike. With their typical understated style and charm, Nike is going to make the NFL look like Disney threw up. Thank goodness Jim Irsay was distracted by his Twitterfeed long enough to keep the Colts uniform intact.

3.) Baseball Opening Day is on Thursday, 5 April. Another opportunity for the television media to attempt to show every single Yankee and Red Sox game to the national public. The team that Sports Illustrated has chosen as the favorite to be World Series champion will probably do so after only 5 of their games has been nationally televised. Go Reds! And you can’t spell “panders” without E-S-P-N.

4.) The Southeastern Conference currently holds national championships in football, basketball, and baseball. We now finally understand what SEC stands for: Successfully Evading Charges. You just can’t get anything past Andy and Barney down at the ol’ NCAA office.

5.) New York Jets will be on HBO’s Hard Knock series. Again. Should be worth the price of admission to see Tebow’s reaction to Sexy Rexy’s language. Clearly the background noise of Tim Tebow’s prayers will be a little different now than it had been in Denver.

6.) Reggie Miller voted into the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame. The Millers will now be the first brother-sister team voted in to the Hall of Fame. Miller is truly a throwback to another era in sports, having given up many chances late in his career to chase a championship in order to remain the face of the Pacers franchise in Indiana. Miller retired as the NBA’s leading 3-point shooter, a record which stood until Ray Allen broke the record last year. Reggie’s playoffs against the Knicks represented NBA drama at its best. Congrats to Number 31, a class act all the way.

And 7.) Andy Katz of ESPN has tabbed IU as the pre-season number one basketball team in America. It’s a long way from two scholarship players and 6 wins only 3 years ago. With the entire nucleus of a Sweet Sixteen team returning next year and “The Movement” arriving in Bloomington, Hoosier fans look forward to the NCAA championship being Back Home Again in Indiana.

Sports fans can follow @GreenwoodRed on Twitter, where he tweets the sports light fantastic seven days a week. 

Sport-O-Matic: This Week’s Top Headlines in Sports (A Guest Post!)

A Guest Post by Official Emerald/Orange Sports Reporters Greenwood Red, Ryan, Chad, and Steve: The Top 5 Sports Stories This Week.

1.) North Carolina’s Kendall Marshall injured, ruining North Carolina’s chances for the NCAA championship. “I don’t know how you play with a broken wrist.” (Insert joke with “Giggity” here.)

2.) Peyton Manning is now a Bucking Bronco. (Greenwood Red pauses to recover his voice.) Peyton is now to be known as “Mile High Manning” (insert joke with “Giggity” here).

3.)  Tim Tebow is now a Jet (and when you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all your life). Quarterbacking in New York is now to be known as “Te-toe-ing”. When foot fetish meets John 3:16 (insert joke with “Giggity” here).

4.) The New Orleans Saints’ head coach is suspended due to bounty-hunting practices (insert Hurricane Goodell joke here with qualifier “what, too soon?”). Sean Payton is predicted to receive the largest unemployment check in the country’s history.

5.)  Goliath’s Second Chance: Friday’s rematch between Indiana University and the University of Kentucky. (Pause here for extended debate re: Apollo and Rocky, red vs. blue, and who wore which. And potential fist-fight over the fact that I.U. is so too also Rocky.) Greenwood Red looks for an I.U. win, despite the 9 and ½ point advantage for U.K. going in to the game.

You can follow @greenwoodred on Twitter, where he is normally lucid. You can also follow guest contributors and sports fans @southside_ry and @chadb2113. If you like sports, you should do so, posthaste. 

Obama and the Court of Public Opinion

John McCain, following the third presidential debate in October, 2008. Photo: Jim Bourg, Reuters. Image: politicalhumor.about.com

Famous photo from the third presidential debate, October, 2008. Photographer: Jim Bourg, Reuters. Image: politicalhumor.about.com

In days of yore, namely 2008, back when Senator McCain (R-AZ) was behaving visibly irrationally, sticking his tongue out at then-candidate Obama in presidential debates, a pundit whose name I heartily wish I remember said of McCain “I don’t know why he gets so angry. There seems to be something about Obama personally. It’s like his whippersnapperiness just makes him mad.” And there still seems to be a certain je ne sais quoi about the President that appears to make some people mad.

The patently Red and Right will cite the Affordable Care Act (ACA), the repeal of DADT, and the end of the war in Iraq to explain their disapproval of President Obama. More frequently though, their dislike is pinned to a litany of unsupported and/or unsupportable generalities: the President has socialist policies; the President is anti-American; the President is destroying or has destroyed America and our way of life.

Yet the ACA is built mainly on past Republicans’ policy proposals and it leaves a wide berth for the states to self-determine how the goals of the law is enacted within their jurisdictions—more states’ rights than federal takeover—and in 2014, it instantly adds 50 million consumers to the free market of insurance providers. Presto change-o, that’s more money for the capitalists. And while DADT was repealed (with the approval and support of many high-ranking members at the Pentagon), the Defense of Marriage Act remains unenforced but intact and the President still won’t step any further on the subject of LGBT rights than to suggest that civil unions might be acceptable in the future. As for the war in Iraq, the troops would most likely have been leaving at the end of 2010 without any decisive action on the part of the Obama administration as a result of the terms of the Status of Forces Agreement unless President Talabani had expressly invited them to remain. And, finally, on the charge of anti-American sentiment, President Obama has obviously learned the Lesson of the Flag Pin (check his lapels). He has released his American birth certificate, even making it available for purchase in coffee mug form. He ends all his speeches with “God bless you and God bless the United States of America.” Sure, one could argue that he’s just saying it because he has to but this is an argument that is based in suspicion, bias, and opinion. It can never be proven or disproven and can never stand as fact.

The Progressives, the Liberal, and the Blue didn’t share the same initial general opposition to and suspicion of the President as, say, the Tea Party. In 2008 and early 2009, there were jokes about President Obama being carried to the inauguration by a chariot of singing angels. There was a general impression that, like the JibJab video, life in America under President Obama would be all rainbows and unicorns in an exuberant, optimistic, candy-colored fantasy. But mostly there was real hope, real jubilance, and real affection. As the results came in late on that November election night and the crowds gathered in Grant Park, the moment seemed electric.

But with time, the surge in Afghanistan happened and cap and trade didn’t. The economy stayed low, housing values sank lower and so did American spirits. Wall Streeters weren’t prosecuted but undocumented immigrants were, deported since 2009 in record numbers. Guantánamo Bay remained open. Throughout it all, unmanned drones flew overhead across the globe: sometimes acting lethally but always watching. Then came the election of 2010 and to some it seemed the President’s only response was an inadequate “We took a real shellacking.”

For my part, the perception of President Obama doesn’t vary much from my impression of candidate Obama. I saw in 2008 a measured, rational, thoughtful person who would approach a problem from every conceivable angle, weighing costs and benefits in the short and long terms, consider what was politically achievable, and consult every resource available to him before he acted. In short, I saw a sober and temperate Moderate. I think in 2011, this is still what I see in the President. I think I’ve gotten the pragmatist president I expected, for the most part.

In any case, in the pundit class, in the 2012 race lead-off, in friendly conversations at my neighborhood haunts; in call-in public radio shows, on the back of pick-up trucks, and mostly definitely on the internet, there seem to be two distinct and rather vocal groups of people among those who are not true blue Obama supporters: those who “like” the President personally but disapprove of the direction the country is taking and/or Mr. Obama’s job performance anyway and those who, frankly, seem to detest him and vehemently oppose his re-election and, for that matter, his ever-election.

And I can’t explain it. More troublingly, neither can many of them. When delving in specifics of policy, they list the aforementioned ACA, not by name but as a socialist takeover of medicine, and their consequent inability to choose their own doctor, contrary to the facts of the actual ACA. They rail against Obama’s “bankrupting” of the country despite the wars, financial crisis, Bush tax cuts, and the passage of the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) which pre-dated his term in office. And then, Janus-like, they will contradict their own arguments and say the President “just hasn’t done anything.” This despite the ACA, the stimulus, the Consumer Financial Protection Act; despite the assassination of Osama bin Laden, despite the drones, despite deportations. So, sure the President has done nothing, other than manage crises at home (the economy, Tucson, violent weather, an historic oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, more problems with the economy and unemployment, and returning and sick veterans) and crises abroad (the Euro crisis, Arab Spring, the ongoing threat of international terrorism, a shake-up in North Korea, increasing danger signals from an aspirationally nuclear Iran, and relief efforts in response to floods, earthquakes, and tsunamis). I guess he did take some time off to gallivant over to Oslo to pick up some vanity award like the Nobel Peace Prize or something but I don’t share the view that this one eurotrip constitutes an entire term of dormancy.

So going into the election of 2012, the key word in the court of public opinion in the case of President Obama seems to be “despite.” I’m not saying or implying that people’s objections and grievances aren’t legitimate or real. I do contend that too frequently the arguments they give to support them are not. Too often it just seems to come down to actual but ultimately unreasoned and inchoate spite despite their best explanatory efforts. President Obama’s very whippersnapperiness just seems to make them mad.

American Idiot: Extemporaneous Policy Suggestions from an…

Lift the federal minimum wage.  And raise the federal poverty line, too. And, ideally, link the two: a minimum wage that would be higher at full-time employment than the poverty line and that automatically increases with any increase in that poverty line. Or: how to figure the new minimum wage? Tie it to the median national housing cost: take two-thirds of the cost of the median monthly housing cost. Divide that by 4. Now divide that by 40. There’s the minimum wage.

Let the Bush tax cuts expire. For those earning over $250K in January 2013, as they would do anyway if Congress does absolutely nothing. But not for everyone else until the unemployment rate reaches 4.5% for two consecutive quarters or when rate of GDP growth reaches 5%, again, for two consecutive quarters, whichever happens first.

Tax investment income and capital gains at the same tax rate as regular income. Or at the very least, restore it to the Clinton-era tax rate of 20%.

Renew the payroll tax holiday for one more year. Or until unemployment/GDP reaches pre-established rates for two consecutive quarters (see above). But do not permit these to become permanent: Social Security and Medicare can’t afford it.

Throw out one of those rare amnesties for tax evaders: one year to file and negotiate payments for back taxes without penalties and fines. Moral hazard aside, getting some revenue owed/lost is better than getting nothing at all. And, frankly, for every crook who comes forward (and there won’t be many because, well, crooks will be crooks) there will be multiple normal people who somehow, some way got lost and then, without criminal intent, became paralyzed by the consequences. Bring them back in and a portion of that lost revenue with them.

Eliminate the income cap for Social Security withholding. Period.

Authorize the Department of Health and Human Services to negotiate pharmaceutical prices for Medicare and Medicaid, just as it does for hospital stays and doctor visits.

Reinstate the Glass-Steagall Act.

Tax harmful activities and entities: carbon emissions, vehicles by weight, high-risk financial transactions.

Congressional compensation should be the median national income plus 25%. It should be sufficient but not extravagant. Their annual COLA increase should be linked to COLA increases in social security payments: no cost of living adjustment for Congress if social security recipients don’t also receive one. Also, perhaps it is time to transfer pay and increase decisions for members of Congress away from Congress to another entity (CBO?).

Similarly, eliminate the congressional pension program. Social Security plus a 401K or a solid savings account should be sufficient. It is for the rest of us. Or, at least, it has to be.

Public option, public option, public option. If not Medicare for All, then at least offer a public option for health coverage, preferably an opt-in for actual Medicare (youthful members will help bring down costs for Medicare), and especially if coverage is going to be mandated.

Legalize marijuana. Tax it heavily. Regulate it. But stop wasting money and resources on enforcement and imprisonment for a substance less harmful than alcohol and tobacco. If nothing else, do it as a subsidy to fast food restaurants: it’ll help soften the sting of that higher minimum wage.

Grand Bargains and Great Pumpkins

In April I wrote about the debt ceiling, never dreaming for a second that the U.S. government would be so dysfunctional, so self-destructive that the debt ceiling would still be an issue in late July.

I should have known better. It’s like I don’t even know my own government.

But the wacky folks in D.C. have taken the lifting of the debt ceiling, what Mitch Daniels once called “routine housekeeping” back when he was in charge of money under Bush the Second, what had always passed before and turned it into an opportunity to: make hay, put on a show, run for president, be on TV, make a barbaric yawp. And multi-task!

Yes, multi-task (which is French for “doing many things half-assed;” See also: antonym, accomplishment). Because what better way to deal with every single problem (real or imaginary; short, medium, and long terms) than by simultaneously tackling them alongside an essential, necessary bill-payment procedure?

Exactly. So now, holding the entire country hostage, holding our creditors hostage, the government will now, please, tackle the debt, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security[1], a little tax reform (maybe), and jobs, jobs, jobs. If they can just strike a deal, a grand bargain.

Which looks likely, ‘cause they’ve shown so much promise in the areas of compromise, working well with others, and deal-making in the past.

As any good test-taker will tell you, SAT Prep 101 dictates that one answers the obvious questions first to get them out of the way before tackling the objects requiring more time and effort. A fruit-picker will say similar. Turns out it’s a pretty practical strategy for other areas of life as well. So, if Capitol Hill had any appreciation for practical management, it would (1.) Raise the debt ceiling (grumbling and grandstanding about it are optional). (2.) Then it would do something else: tax reform OR debt reduction OR entitlements OR…you get the picture. (3.) Then it would do something else again. Preferably, for the sake of the nation, steps 2 and 3 would be things the majority seems to agree with: simplifying the tax code, means testing for Medicare/Medicaid, and authorizing the Secretary of Health and Human Services to negotiate drug and care prices with pharmaceutical companies and health care providers, just as the VA does.[2]

Of course, following this sort of plan would definitely require better time management skills in order to fit in the usual rounds of television appearances. Legislators might have to sacrifice Really Important Things—like writing bills that have zero chance of passage just to make a point and/or create more drama (because there’s so little of that in our lives). And House of Representatives, this goes double for you. You knew that your Balanced Budget Constitutional Amendment/debt ceiling FrankenBill would never pass the Senate and would face a presidential veto even if it did. So that was an entire day plus. Do you need more to do? Too much time on your hands? Such an egregious waste of time and your constituents are aging here just waiting on you to get your collective act together.

But waiting on The Hill, the federal government, to get its collective act together, to raise the debt ceiling is like waiting for businesses to create jobs, jobs, jobs. They’re sitting on financial resources but not hiring because of lack of demand (and, oh, there’s demand but people don’t have jobs or living wages and damn-the-demand, they’ll just do without. Again.) and “uncertainty”—which, as sure as God made little green apples, is self-perpetuated by the failure to hire (and hire at a fair wage), which creates lack of demand, which creates uncertainty.

It’s like waiting for Godot or waiting for the Great Pumpkin. The American People have now been reduced to little Linuses, clutching our little blue blankets in a pumpkin patch, waiting for something that never comes while we contemplate our existence in this great big world.

Don’t know about you, but I’m getting impatient. Raise the damn roof, kids.  (And then for goodness’ sake, pass an actual budget– not another continuing resolution.) This pumpkin patch is cold and the ground is hard and my blankie needs washed.


[1] Although, as smarter people than I have pointed out, Social Security is not technically a problem: it’s a closed-loop system and can technically only pay out what it brings in. Had Congress not borrowed from the surpluses of the Social Security fund, it would be self-sustaining. So now there is a problem to solve: there needs to be a plan to pay back the Social Security Administration for funds loaned. Or will we default on that debt too?

[2] There’s an episode of The West Wing where Toby asks Bruno how to make an obvious but politically tricky thing palatable. Bruno says  something like “You mean all this time this thing’s been a problem and the other guy didn’t fix it?” I think of that line every time I think about Medicare and Medicaid not negotiating the prices they pay when, clearly, they’re buying in bulk. $100 billion could be saved annually by doing, yet again, the painfully obvious thing.